Beck Spends Weekend Trying to
Pin Tsunami on President Obama

Radio and TV talkshow host Glenn Beck spent his entire weekend trying to blame President Barack Obama for the earthquake and tsunami that killed thousands of Japanese, sources reported.
"I've got to connect the dots!" Beck kept muttering to himself while working on his blackboard in the den.
"This is worse than I've ever seen him," admitted assistant Dan Penticross, "and that's saying a lot."
Penticross said Beck is attempting to mix and match different theories involving NATO, ACORN, NPR, Kenyan Mau Maus and teachers' unions.
"It's about the chaos," said Beck, "he needs the chaos."
Beck has reportedly refused to shower until he can prove the tsunami was part of Obama's plan to create a socialist Muslim, one-world caliphate with himself as leader.
"He's really starting to stink," confirmed Beck's usually supportive wife, Tania.
Those close to Beck have reached out to Sarah Palin, Michelle Malkin and Ron Paul to talk to him.
"He's got to let this one go," said Tania.